Then

She was a chubby chubs.
Chinese restauranteurs called her "Lin Ngao" (lotus root).

He'd fit in the husband's sock.
Now he's a buffalo bundle.

He would melt any lady's heart.
He still does.

Oh, and by the way, the other's Morgan.
He's a-swinging and a-a-(did I already say it?)-available.
Call me and YOU too could be shortlisted.
My Man's waitlist is full, sorry.