From the lips of babes

"Why do girls have so much meat and boys, just a little?"
When asked what he meant by "meat" exactly, he replied, "That thing that dinosaurs eat, mommy, MEAT." (emphasis made like I'm daft)
So of course I ask (ahem undefensively) if he thought I had "so much" meat?
"No, mommy (chuckle chuckle), you're just having a baby....that's all (charming smile)" patting my belly fondly.
Aaaaahhhh. The pleasures of raising the perfect gentleman.

"Uh-oh....MOMMY! Mommy's spoon is on FIRE!"
is what my Belle exclaimed this morning when she saw my teaspoon in my steaming cuppa. That was a sure waker-upper. And yes, it sure looked like it was hot hot hot!